The Problem With Girls…

March 31, 2008 at 11:13 pm 6 comments

Ok, Please do not pelt rocks at me. Let me start off by saying that I love women. Whether they be big (hey, i dedicated a whole post to this here ) or tiny, blond, brunette, white, black, caramel of yellow- I love them all! I don’t discriminate, ok? But there are some things that I cannot live with! These things drive me nuts and turn me way off! I have an extreme problem with girls who:

1. Have hair on places besides their head- Ok, that’s a little too exaggerated, some hair in the lower region is acceptable, but c’mon!Let’s keep our bushes tidy! What drives me crazy though are hairy legs and God forbid this… Hairy armpits! That’s just freaking wrong man! I don’t wanna feel like I’m dating a hairy guy. Let me have the hair in the weird places, ok, and you stay the nice and smooth one!
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2. I hate it when some girls don’t have an opinion– “Honey, what’ do you think of a vacation somewhere in Vietnam?” “Sure, honey”, “What about a vacation at that beer place down the road?” “Sure honey, anything you say!”. Please woman, have an opinion! I will admit that I am stupid and I cannot read your mind.

3. Don’t act dumb!– One of the reasons I decided to date you was because I found your intelligence attractive! Please don’t suddenly act helpless, or you suddenly don’t know how to do things you used to be good at. It won’t make me feel macho, it will just make me think you or I have multiple personality disorder!

4. Another pet peeve is when girls have personal hygiene issues- Girls, you’re girls! I know this is stereotypical but you’re the ones who are supposed to smell clean and fresh and nice all the time! The whole universe would lose all its sense of order if you didn’t! Please do not skip the necessary shower and perfume spritz in the interest of say, saving time! I’m telling you now: It’s not worth it!!! Other guys might kill me for saying this, but I don’t mind the extra wait as long as when my girl comes out, she looks, smells and feels like a girl!

5. Lastly- Girls, why do you say nothing when I ask you what’s wrong and clearly something is? Why say no when you mean yes? And why say”I guess its ok” when you mean no? I’m a guy, I’m dumb and I will take what you say. I won’t be able to pick up if that no is really a yes until a girl decoder is invented! (What’s taking you so long, Steve Jobs? Bill Gates?)

Let me just end this by saying that again, I love girls! And these pet peeves aren’t ridiculous right? They still fall under the sphere of normal?! Guys, do I have a point? And girls, what are your guy pet peeves?

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6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. whatigotsofar  |  March 31, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    That last one, that’s the one. Why can’t women just be direct?

    Reply
  • 2. Tall Teacher  |  April 2, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    They think that we are terribly deep and complicated.

    Not true; we are shallow and simple. It’s easier that way.

    Reply
  • 3. courtneyryan369  |  April 2, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    hahahaha. In all fairness though? I’ve met guys who need to at the very least trim the underarm hair. For real…

    As far as the opinion goes, sometimes we really DON’T care…

    Reply
  • 4. courtneyryan369  |  April 2, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    in all fairness, there are some guys who need to do some trimming of the underarm and lower hair!

    and there are times that we really just DON’T care…

    Reply
  • 5. RandomPerson.  |  April 2, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    Okay, I need to say.
    I’m a girl.
    And all of these things bother me too.
    Like, when girls act dumb in front of a guy.
    WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
    Theyre not going to like you for that.
    And yes, we don’t like to be direct.
    But wtf, most girls just do it to purposly get into a fight.
    Which is really stupid.
    And then they act like you don’t care about them.
    But you’re the one to ask them if anything was wrong.
    Stupid stupid girls.

    Reply
  • 6. Singletude  |  April 2, 2008 at 10:26 pm

    For the same reason you lie and tell her she doesn’t look fat in those jeans: conflict is uncomfortable. A lot of people can’t handle it, girls and guys.

    Singletude

    Reply

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